#Because if you have to sass, sass hard.
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so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
…also Alcide will have more sex scenes: “I thought I’d done it all, seen it all, but they somehow found a way to top last year.” - Joe
“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”
“That’s your otp”?
“But they hate each other.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they’re not gay.”
otp more like
OH
THE
PAINOH
THE
PLEASURE
OH
THE
PORN
(Source: stridershead)
(Source: foryoubae)
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David:
Welcome, brothers, to another meeting of the Floor Club. Now for our first order of busi—Gold, what are you doing here?
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Gold:
Belle made me come. Said making friends would help me be a better man.
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Hook:
And what makes you think you’re qualified to join our prestigious club? Has a woman ever beaten you in a duel or hit over the head with a bookcase or umbrella stand?
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David:
Has a woman ever hit you on the head with a rock or thrown you out a door with magic?
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August:
Has a woman ever tased you in the chest?
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Gold:
No.
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Gold:
A pregnant nineteen-year-old pepper-sprayed me in the eyes.
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Gold:
In my shop.
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Gold:
While she was robbing me.
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David:
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August:
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Hook:
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David:
WELCOME, BROTHER!
lion kitty
omfg
poor kitty
(Source: catasters)
(Source: beautiful-uncertainty)
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
